German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.

“ german waffle me Reichsführer “

by Ismeninja July 13, 2018

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

Fluid Waffle

When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.

Shit for Hazelnut Spread

Blood for Strawberry Sauce

Piss for Syrup

Cum for Whipped Topping

Hey babe, I know you're having explosive diarrhea.. Wanna try making a fluid waffle?

by Shartingtrash October 30, 2022

Stink Waffle

A black man, With an attitude, Holding a hen, Most likely stole 5 things before actually holding up the hen.

Look at that Stink Waffle, He's wearing my watch!!!

by JacobDickerson January 2, 2012

Cock waffle

Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle

James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle

Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017

homo waffles

When two gay couples are together.

i hate homo waffles.

by feces December 3, 2007

Hot Waffle

When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.

That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.

by OsuJustice January 2, 2010