Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures

My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

by Notability nothing August 8, 2017

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn

"Isaac has squirrel nipples"

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017

Squirrel

EXTREMELY AGRIVATING but extremely cute

"My pet cat is a - wait...no...just no"
"You idiot. You cant even make a definition for a word...go die in a hole.
"My pet cat is a squirrel."
"SHUT THE F*** UP"

by Define suck May 9, 2022

Ain’t no squirrel

Shockingly rotund. Someone’s presence that is defined by their size. (Large and in charge).

Did you see Jerry last week? He’s really let himself go, he ain’t no squirrel…

by hunnytaylor November 7, 2025

Glitter squirrel

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.

(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.

by crillis88 July 15, 2018