Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.
Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?
Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.
Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!
Tim: lol absolutely
Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.
Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!
Tim: lol absolutely
by ShadyKuns April 4, 2020
Get the Tiger Kingedmug. by Coffee_andcake May 18, 2021
Get the Tigermug. by Mjms717 January 1, 2020
Get the Tigermug. The species named after Ryan Herr. Famously coined "gangle tooth tiger" by an Italian explorer based off this really SPECIAL specimen who's teeth are gangly, yellow, and rotted out from to much ketamine and Molly and not enough before and after care. This rare SPECIAL species can be found in the pacific northwest lounging around simping for thots in the rave scene. But no sane thot would fall for the trap of the gangle tooth tiger. Beware of anything you may post, specifically self explanatory comments. It very well may 99% of the time misunderstand context and display inability to conversate without looking like a complete reeee.
by The ripening June 1, 2020
Get the gangle tooth tigermug. In Bangladesh, the cricketers are widely known by the adjective “Tigers”. However, today, 03 August 2024 (Bangladeshis, read 34 July, 2024) the title is historically being transferred to the brave-heart students of Bangladesh. They have been fighting and dying for reforming quota system, and now for their lives in the streets of Bangladesh. Justice will prevail, human rights will be restored! Go “Tigers”.
by Delulu must go away August 3, 2024
Get the Tigersmug. Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.
John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011
Get the Tiger-Watermug. The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
Get the Jade Tigermug.