To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..
Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….
by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023
Get the Zombie Toastmug. by Palmpuff February 6, 2025
Get the Zombie Pastrymug. by salterthesaltyman February 28, 2022
Get the Zombie Cockshotmug. 
A type of individual that is addicted to cocaine; this individual will likely be joined by others of their kind and weasel their way in to any social situation that gets them closer to their fix.
I’m gonna have an after party at closing time, not sure who’s gonna come, besides the white zombies who know I’m holding.
by gator slicer 69 June 23, 2022
Get the White Zombiemug. a popular tower defense game from 2009 that EA bought and ruined, for one the first game is free and is also full of ads now on mobile and then theres pvz 2 and pvz 3, pvz 2 was an alright game but it was filled with microtransactions but from what pvz 3 looks like pvz 2 looks fine, pvz 3 is a tower defense game just like the others but the art style sucks in most people opinions because it uses a mixture of 3d and 2d at the same time and also most likely going to have microtransactions and the peashooter oh god what did they do to him
person 1: "hey bro ever heard of Plants VS Zombies?"
person 2: "yeah, why?"
person 1:"dont get excited for PVZ 3 it looks garbage :)"
person 2: "yeah, why?"
person 1:"dont get excited for PVZ 3 it looks garbage :)"
by OrdinaryJoe March 1, 2022
Get the Plants VS Zombiesmug. A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011
Get the Zombie Clockmug.