Laying Pipe

A term that's means that you are sucking up to someone in order to advance yourself for personal or professional gain.

Brandon was laying pipe with Lizz so that he could take Alex to Chipotle and then play FIFA.

by LizzLovesCats December 4, 2016

layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Pelarse el pipe

sacarse el pajaro y hacer que una mujer lo toque o lo agarre.

haber me pelo el pipe mami

by blackdude August 5, 2003

Clay Pipe Inspector

A homosexual male

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector

by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003

bless my pipe/phone

bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.

Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.

by tcyoungfly2005 April 8, 2020

stove piped your sister

To have meaningful sex with ones sister.

i.e. Hey ziggy, I stove piped your sister last night and she loved it.

by Stove piped your sister April 13, 2015