-General whorish behaviour
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
Get the touch the mustardmug. Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017
Get the Snail touchmug. by anonymous September 15, 2025
Get the Turdas touchmug. by Blvssfvl February 17, 2024
Get the Touch my boobsmug. When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch
Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus
by Chazz@ March 21, 2022
Get the jesus cheese touchmug. Josh decided to help me paint my mural and now everyone else is helping too, he has the senior touch.
by Angellll.0x June 10, 2022
Get the Senior Touchmug. The view you get when butt fucking a girl and she's not to sure she likes it so she puts her knees together but it changes nothing. Also The trick instagram and youtube chicks do when taking picture of their asses so their thighs are not touching.
That instagram chick does'nt look like she would enjoy anal. She always using the knees touching view on her ass pics
by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020
Get the Knees touching viewmug.