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log is the bae

Just the best log is the bae ever to live
by loggyboi February 10, 2018
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Wet Logging

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging
by JimFoot January 29, 2019
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logging off discord

A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.

This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.
Dude! did you just use the logging off discord!?!?!
by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024
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Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
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Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.
Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!
by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018
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The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024
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Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.
Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.
by N.anno October 12, 2016
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