Clap for Carers

A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19.

Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?”
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun”
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*

by ReferToMedics May 28, 2020

Clap Hands

Origin: Vancouver, Canada.

To remove or get rid of evidence.

Guy #1: Ay, man, I think some blues just caught me scramblin'.

Guy #2: What?

Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.

Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.

by UrbCityProphet November 8, 2009

Clapped

uglier than no neck ed

bro your layout is clapped change that shit rn

by Tanoshi-chan July 9, 2021

Clapped

A derogatory term for unattractive

(Friend 1)-mate, she's clapped
(Friend 2)- totally clapped

by Wildlings September 24, 2020

Meaty Clap

A Meaty clap is a loud clap that echos and hurts your hand. Usually painful towards the palms of your hands.

“Bro that was a meaty clap”

by skar1401 March 12, 2020

One Clap Tapper

A female that can't take dick. Hence the term. She takes one clap then taps out.

Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha

Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!

by Jedi378 March 9, 2016

Juice Clapping

Juice clapping happens when a female has released air from her vagina after being aroused with such tension that her beef curtains "clap" together.

"I heard Tony got his wife horny after eating beans all day and she was juice clapping everywhere..."

by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii February 1, 2020