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a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low
person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"
by uhfhjhghjks January 21, 2021
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Cranky Bean

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!
by guesswuttbubblebutt June 6, 2012
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Bean teaser

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."
by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020
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bean and doomguy

when bean and doomguy get together
by beandoomguy February 23, 2021
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Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean
Augh you have a bean peen
by anonymous December 4, 2019
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Buzz Bean

Back and better than ever, Buzzin’ down the slopes is.... it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the Pyth-a-goris train! After using protractors and finding factors, ol Buzz is retired! You’ll find him where the Porsche is parked and the mean dogs barked, skiing hills and popping pills.
“He made a weird noise, like the buzz of a bee,” said Chris.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”

“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.
by buzzerbeater69 November 11, 2020
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t'row the beans

t'row = throw
Throw the beans = throwing one's balls towards an orafice
Basically it means you're trying to stick it in someone
That Jessica girl's so skanky, she'll let anyone t'row the beans at her.
Past tense: Jessica came over looking for her keys, so I t'rew the beans at her.
by captain powerbottom May 12, 2014
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