Two Drank Skank

The female version of "The Two Beer Queer."

- a cheap date
"Abby has had two beers and is wasted... That my friends is a two drank skank!"

by Two Drank Skank May 12, 2015

two dutch mugs

To be really wasted.

a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs

"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"


"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"

by spikee-pixie April 16, 2009

Two-State Period

a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states

1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table

This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.

Characterized by

• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.

Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)

Anna has room likes she's reached her Exam Two-State Period. Her 💩 is everywhere!

by ltsam May 23, 2022

know a thing or two

to have practical knowledge

Boy does she know a thing or two about politics.

by The Return of Light Joker February 25, 2008

Goody Two-Shoes

A person who always does the "right thing", never does anything that they're "not supposed to do" and acts "perfect" in every single way possible. Usually a very peppy/happy person who is a "go getter". Also usually a girl. These people can be very annoying because of these traits.

Omg, that girl is such a goody two-shoes. I hate the way she acts like the teachers pet.

by I-Dunno October 4, 2010

Two Ton Paperweight

a 4000 pound piece of shit car referenced on Psychostick's cd "We Couldn't Think of a Title"

My Two Ton Paperweight always dies.

by Chris Matlock September 21, 2007

Granny Two Shoes

An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida.

The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!"

by Papertowel9999 April 25, 2011