tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.

The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.

by Fillosofer March 4, 2021

Testiclarium

Nut house

Close the windows at the testiclarium or the nuts will freeze!

by CunnieBadger March 9, 2021

Tasting The Rainbow

Performing oral sex on someone who has eaten so much skittles that they came literal rainbow coloured semen. Oh also it tasted like skittles.

I was tasting the rainbow last night!

by Man of French January 18, 2021

Tactically stall

Camping

You’re tactically stalling in a building waiting for someone ie camping

by Xooxnickxoox March 22, 2021

Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.

Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.

by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021

Testickle

when you cum in the toilet bowl so hard the water splashes back up at you and hits your balls

guy 1: how was your righty handy time
guy 2: awful i came so hard i had a testickle

by Connor S April 10, 2021

Tasting the Strange

When you're in a perfectly acceptable and enjoyable relationship with someone both emotionally and sexually, but you find the urge to cheat on your girl with another woman for no inexplicable reason. No matter how adequate your partner, you will feel the urge to taste another girl, or hook up with someone that's kinky or different than your current partner.

I caught Todd tasting the strange last night, I can't believe he won't be loyal to me!

by thenedflanders May 23, 2021