1) Tanning puts people in a better mood...for free!
2) Tanning will make your teeth look whiter. It will make your skin look darker, which will cause your teeth to look whiter in comparison.
3) "Oh look at that girl--she's tanning!"
"I know, isn't she amazing?"
4) Orion: "Hey what're you up to?"
Me: "Lying in the
sun, tanning. I'm gonna die of skin cancer."
Orion: "Yes you are...I
fucking hate the sun."