Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.

This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni

by Datdewd July 6, 2021

Tool

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.

Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.

by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022

dog tool

a person that is very good in competitive shooter they're role is a duelist there are more than 1 duelist they get flamed by the person who is using the word "Dog" the character/agent that is mostly being used for this word is the agent called "Clove".

"Two duelist hold b main dog tool."
Synonyms

"Dog Yahoo"
"Dog Noob"
"Dog Duelist"

by Burt1244 December 23, 2024

tool

lame, good for nothing except screwing.

the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.

by pplinbricevilleareonmeth February 22, 2009

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

tool

a piece of software that carries out a particular function, typically creating or modifying another program.

The tool streamlined the development process, automating repetitive tasks.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Tool

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.

What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!

by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025