Spider

An arachnid that sits in the corner of your room

Spider: *exists*
Kurapika: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by N0T.ME December 21, 2020

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021

The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.

Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."

by SoshJam September 30, 2019

Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

Sand spider

The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.

Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.

by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025