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Goon cocoon

Watching porn for hours on end with monitors or screens diplaying a variety of video that goes 360 deg. around the viewer.
I can't wait to get home to my goon cave and be surrounded by pics of sqiurting bodily fluids as I edge my self all night long in a goon cocoon.
by Otis Dreading June 1, 2024
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Goon

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.
by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025
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Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals
He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch
by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022
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Goon Squad

Goon Squad is a term used to refer to the youtube channel “Goon Squad”. They are a group of losers that goof around and make top notch content.
“Hey have you watch the new Goon Squad video?”

“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”
by Jonedog March 1, 2020
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Flicker Gooning

Is the act of repeatedly doing an action over and over again, without stopping. It is mostly associated with gooning or edging, but can be used in other circumstances
Flicker Gooning for 9 seconds is impossible.
by moralgrayarea May 27, 2024
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The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
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goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
That prick is a goon jockey.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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