Cleaning

Bullshit you have to do.

Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.

by TheMissingCow December 2, 2017

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Break your Clean

Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).

“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”

by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020

Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.

Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop

Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only

by Shorthood September 22, 2020

Quaran-clean

QUARAN-CLEANING Quarancleaned

This week whilst in quaratine, i cleaned my house. I was quaran-cleaning. The house was quaran-cleaned

by DSZ1984 March 29, 2020

Deep South Cleaning

Going down on your girl and brushing your teeth with her pubic hair.

Damn my girl gave me a Deep South Cleaning and I'm still plucking hairs outta my teeth

by BBQDolly September 17, 2010