Kings don't move into check

A saying meaning you value your own well being and safety above taking foolish risks with little to gain

Why don't you go over to Palestine then?
I'm good bro. Kings don't move into check

by D Flawless May 4, 2024

i don’t give a cookie

i don’t care/ i don’t give a fuck

kailah : im going to sleep

jah: i don’t give a cookie

by JahVeh May 12, 2024

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute (also known as Oreimo) is the best fucking anime to ever exist omg
The entire show was a jacob collier moment

"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"

by GmodMagician May 28, 2024

You ain’t no Sky Cook

You’re not any good

Me: I can throw this football over those mountains!
Dad: Shit!, you ain’t no Sky Cook

by BBMac3 November 28, 2025

You don't want to come out publicly

Saying that you are using the "weaponized schizophrenia" to get me to do whatever you expect me to do here. Whether it's walking back the things I've said or doing something else instead of this, I can't let you do this. You know I can't. It isn't trivial. And Fuck you Dr. Phil you ALREADY REGRET IT. I SAW YOU CRYING ABOUT IT. I'm not sharing in your regret for the rest of my life because I don't feel bad enough about your kids being harmed and IF THE WOMEN DON'T FUCK THEN I DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS. This is not going to get you what you want. This is not stopping the school shootings. I don't have to do it myself. I'm not causing them.

Hym "You don't want to come out publicly and make declaration about what has been happening here and if you don't have enough evidence it is because you are being both willfully ignorant and belligerent about it. You want to make a point about 'we can't let out kids be held hostage' or something about women or whatever and it's all peripheral to what is actually happening here. You can't just sit there and pretend I'm I a glass box until I do what you want."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021