Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

by Strimbles June 11, 2024

Surfboard

When a guy cums by gliding his dick along a butt crack, usually the bottom is laying face down and he is lying on top, no insertion, just an external prone bone between butt cheeks. Works for both straight and gay sex.

Surfboarding is girls at the spa is the safest and most soul satisfying way to cum.

by Louderbang June 12, 2024

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

SURF

SURF

SURF

by JBPH07 January 21, 2025

Surfacebaiting

Referencing some elite ball without knowing the whole thing and when someone else references a more obscure part of that thing you act like they're making no sense.

Bringing only surface level ball knowledge into a conversation, essentially baiting people who actually know ball into referencing something nobody really understands (because nobody else ACTUALLY knows ball) and then ostracize them for doing so.

Greg: "You know what's so funny? That Key and Peele skit where he goes 'Shut up, Mom!'"

Rowley: "Right? 'Hawaii! Mele Kalikimaka!'"

Greg: What the fuck are you talking about?

Rowley: Fuck you dude stop surfacebaiting

by jimmycooks45 January 28, 2026

Surface Level Knowledge

An idea/thing that is usually known by most of the people in the internet or real life.
Can be used as the opposite to ball knowledge.

Person 1: Do you what happened in September 11 2001
Person 2: Its literally a Surface level knowledge

by victorballs February 19, 2026

surf

(In Pakistan) Laundry detergent powder. It is genericization of Surf brand laundry detergent.

Tide surf is on sale. We should buy some.
Gain surf is weaker than Tide surf.

by zpack February 22, 2026