Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.

When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.

by Pl@tty October 18, 2008

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Your mum

"Your mum" is a terrible often used by year 7's as an insult or "violation".

Y/N: "Fuck off yoy fat year 7" Year 7: "Your Mum!"

by Beany the Wise One October 27, 2022

Ur mum

"Ur mum" is a term used for people who "accidentally" say it on telegram in a group with teachers as of July 7, 2021.

Hamiza: TKRS dengan siapa?
Ikhwan: "Ur mum"

by IckyNotSticky July 11, 2021

Mya’s mum

Mya’s mum has to be the most leng woman in existance, it is believed that she is not real because of how leng she is

Dayumm look at mya’s mum

by Sausage gobbler2069 March 27, 2023

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

by ZR89 July 1, 2018