The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 18, 2017

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burple steve

minecraft steve but he’s on lean and he’s tweakin real hard

i feel like burple steve rn because im about to take my mcat

by mindcraftsteve August 16, 2024

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Steve uttwg e

Steve uttwg e is hands down a dead set legend.... all humans graced by his presence are very lucky ... being a ginger he gives off a vibe that people love... everyone loves a ranga.... mosts steves have an infectious laugh and you just cant help but laugh and boom before you know you have pissed your pants... this type of steve is usually found sunning his ranga skin by some type of water way or a running tap while consuming pints of beer or captain morgan... steves of the uttwg e type are irreplaceable.... hands down best mate any bloke could ask for.

Steve uttwg e throw me a great northern and then we can open the other slab

by Limitasmasher January 16, 2018

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Maltese steve

A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .

Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm

by the beesting December 20, 2022

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