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Riley(short) 

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.
riley(short) is the nicest girl ever
Riley(short) by anonymous stoopid September 14, 2019

Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.

Respect short people day 

This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!
Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼

taken short 

If you are caught short or are taken short, you feel a sudden strong need to urinate, especially when you cannot easily find a toilet.
He was taken short, in the middle of the night on the camping trip.
taken short by Totoro ki November 3, 2020

Throw Short People Year 

For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.
It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.

world short people day 

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)
"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"