Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

by JBut December 25, 2007

surprise baby brother

when your mom has another kid long after she should have stopped because someone forgot to use birth control.

there's me, my sister and my surprise baby brother.

by cheesemac February 18, 2010

chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her

I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night

by jimlustylip September 15, 2010

cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

Cream Pipe Surprise

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.

Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?

by Yegee October 21, 2011

surprise hot load

wen ur tryin to break up with ur girlfriend so u invite her over to blow u but before she comes, u jack off a few times and wen she starts blowin u piss in her mouth. that'll show her.

"omg! my last boyfriend blew a surprise hot load in my mouth!"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"

by jason shapiro January 9, 2008

Hard-Boiled Surprise

To be in a state of sleep or slumber, and then awakened by being struck with hard boiled eggs in a pelting manner.

Yo last night we hit up Jim with a hard-boiled surprise.

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006