Jeopardy Story

When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.

Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.

Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-

Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.

by tractorscum July 27, 2016

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mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

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Gatsby Story

When you make a private story just so one person will see it and reply to you

I made a Gatsby Story to get Niamh to reply to me

by OnisionSpeaksLordOfCucks November 9, 2020

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Story

a story is a direct reflection of the soul; it doesn't block your personality or your happiness. It is your happiness, your problems, your joy, your sadness… it is a reflection of YOU! YOU are your stories.

That story was so deep.

by THEFISHISHERE November 2, 2020

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Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

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