sick joke

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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Liz-Sick

Falsely suffering from an illness or disiese or feeling unwell. "Liz is sick again, surprise!"
Liz-sick definition: Lizsick is Falsely suffering from an illness or disiese or feeling unwell. "Liz is sick again, surprise!"

Manager "A, B and Liz here is your work for today!"

A "yep

B 'nods head in agreement'
Liz " oh, how terribly 'Lizsick' I feel"

Lizsick- to act as if feeling unwell.
by JEFF96 May 13, 2015
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Corona-sick

When you want corona to go away because you don't want people to dies and you are sick of lockdowns
I am corona-sick, why won't corona go away.
by pOtAtOeStAn May 21, 2021
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Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 04, 2014
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Sick with It-Sick as Fuck

Sick with It-Sick as Fuck meansNo holds barge, wide open, no safe having, extreme, passionate, nothing off limits love.. being Sick with It is the act of it
Nick and Lora are Sick as Fuck.. they are Sick with It-Sick as Fuck
by Lora Lie January 06, 2023
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Sick kunt

A friend or peer who gets all the lady's

Tags PAZEMS and shit doesn't stink
by PAZEMS August 15, 2023
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See sick

A type of sickness derived from seeing too much, this can be from being too high up with the realisation of how high you are, or perhaps seeing too much food on a plate and becoming nauseous at the thought of eating it all.

It can also come from seeing something that displeases you.
"can we go now? I think I'm getting see sick with this view."
by Dev95 March 24, 2018
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