Robert Rigatoni

A Robert Rigatoni is the type of individual you would expect to be handsome, smart, attractive and beautiful. Robert Rigatoni is none of these, however he makes a banging tiramisu.

Shut the fuck up Robert Rigatoni

by JerrySeinfeldOfficial October 18, 2024

Robert

A white kid with a big dick. Robert is sweet and caring. Not the hottest guy in the world but cute. He's the best in bed with a huge cock.

Girl 1: I just slept with Robert last night
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Amazing, he has a huge cock

by Gagmedad January 19, 2021

Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

by Shmip January 29, 2022

Summer roberts

Orange county's very own princess
Baby

Summer roberts is selfless
Summer roberts is 💗💗💗

by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021

Joshua Robert

A gay faggit with a big nose and no self morals. He has probably smoked 2 grams of weed in less than 15 minutes before. He hangs out with other faggots named Andrew, Evan, Brandon, Cole and Chris. He HAD a girl friend, broke up with her, for another girl with a hella think ass.

Your such a Joshua Robert

by Jonathan PickleRIIIIIIICK November 8, 2017

Robert

The Biggest Simp on the Planet

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite

by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!

Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*

by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021