Illegitimate Retard

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.

Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"

by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022

Retarded friends

gay toxic friend group that have zero loyalty and dignity

Person 1: Go with your retarded friends
Person 2: Fine

by kontolpppppp October 17, 2023

Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.

John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.

by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021

Retarding force

More than one person with autism or any other nuerodisability coming at each other for a simultaneous meltdown.

Those guys were a retarding force to be reckoned with...

by H4XOR13 December 9, 2019

Sugar Retarded

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.

"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"

by realmrniceface July 9, 2021

Faggy Retard

Someone who resembles attributes of a gay man but is also very dumb like a mentally disabled person

“God Colton keeps touching my butt and also failed his math test”

“Yeah Colton is a faggy retard”

by PussyFartBandit May 4, 2021

Retarded Chicken

A word used to describe fat, retarded people in KFC.

Lewis is a Retarded Chicken

by Lanky826 November 16, 2018