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Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊
by spuncer December 8, 2020
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pushing rainbows

Pushing Rainbows: To inject illegal substance. On the far end of the spectrum, it could also mean a peace keeper.
1: Today I’m going to push some rainbows.

2: I really am pushing rainbows today! Gotta keep the peace!
by WithAnEgoLikeThat December 29, 2017
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Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”
by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022
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Pushing P

Dude 1: passes blunt

Dude 2: aye thanks man
Dude 1: Of course dawg, no negative vibes round' here, i'm just pushing p.
by Spindatasslikeabeyblade January 19, 2022
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Pushing p

Pushing Positivity. Pushing P means to spread positivity across the world. To push p is to be positive in all situations you happen to be in.
Pushing p is a phrase made of 2 words used alot in modern slang. All the youth use this word.
I admire young thug, he really does push p.
How can young thug be so successful while pushing p?
by UwUMaster69 December 4, 2023
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Push Water

To cry.
Girl, your words almost made me push water.
by Brainteaser November 6, 2017
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