intimidation plateau

A term used in certain sports that involve intimidation. When you have 2 intimidating people, you don't put them one right after the other. That would be a mountain. If you spread out the intimidating people, you make a plateau. This is to ensure that throughout the whole game there will always be an intimidating person to come.

Big Intimidating Guy 1: Are you going to bat after me in this inning?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: No, we need an intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: A what?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: An intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: Ok.

by MarrBond November 9, 2006

chrome plated polack

someone of Lithuanian descent.

"I'll never understand why Janey married that chrome plated polack!"

by corncobbutthole September 30, 2009

Place Setting

The act of making your own toilet seat cover out of toilet paper in a public restroom to avoid contagious diseases.

"That gas station is so freaking disgusting...make sure you make a place setting before you take a deuce."

by Tony C.G. January 11, 2009

Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s

I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.

Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s.

by HDJS February 16, 2008

plateau

the act of drinking to the point of getting fucked up but not vomiting.

Last night I meant to plateau but I ended up bell curving that shit.

by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009

California Plates

The boob job and lower back tattoo combo, typically found on the bleach-blonde hoochie.

She's on the back of the bike, bright red g-string, bad dye job, California plates front and rear.

by Skins Not Sacks January 19, 2007

Kevin Pate

A really cool youth pastor at Second Baptist Baytown who will help you if you are in need.

Student: Hey KP!!
Kevin Pate: Yeah
Student: I need to talk to you
KP: Alright, come to my office

by Youth at SBC June 29, 2009