circus peanut

someone who is new at something...such as video games, used as a replacer/enhancer of the word noob...

"that circus peanut needs to learn how to fly before he goes against the ArA nation"

by =ArA=Venom October 10, 2008

reese peanut butter cup

When someone smears peanut-butter on someone's butt crack, preform anal sex and then have the other person suck there penis.

wow some chick totally reese peanut butter cuped me yesterday!!!

by Alec :) October 14, 2008

The peanut gallery

Dancing for your peanut jar for looks

He's probably stating at the peanut gallery

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

mexican peanut butter

when a mexican shits and cums in a bowl and rubs it on the girls face.

i gave her my mexican peanut butter.

by bootyhole_boy420 December 31, 2019

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 21, 2008

mix my peanut butter

to "toss a salad" while cumming all over the floor of the room. Difficult to time properly, unless of course you are one of those guys who can get off just thinking about it.

Liia: I let Andrew mix my peanut butter sooo good last night!!
Josh: You are weird.

by pntmixer4000 December 15, 2008

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005