cookies milk naked pleasures

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookes, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

pleasuretrove

1.A large quantity of items pertaining to sex such as condoms, sextoys, and porn.
2. A reference to genitailia.

1. Dude I opened my brothers dresser and it was pleasuretrove. The condoms almost spilled over the edge.
2. If you follow the happy trail you just might reach the pleasuretrove.

by Jfreshin June 30, 2009

Pleasure Team

When two guys do work on a female and paint the Hawaiian Islands on her back and/or face. She then turns around 180 and gets the bottom knocked out by the other guy. JB RM

" Them dudes gave that girl a mean Pleasure Team."

" That hoe said she'd only take both of us if we gave her the Pleasure Team."

by Jrod1208 December 5, 2009

Pleasuresized

An adjective meaning of the size to bring pleasure. Referencing specific male genitalia. It has been a common consensus that 8-9 inches is pleasuresized.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is pleasuresized
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: His dick is perfect

by Kingoftheworld October 25, 2012

Pleasure Technician

The 21st century & politically correct term for Prostitute or whore.

The Pleasure Technicians are still sellling their bodies for Sex........

by Seth Mythrax November 2, 2015

Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

by not the real raspy June 16, 2016

please

the word that all annoying family members ask you to use

lola: pass the sauce

uncle:say the magic word

lola: bitch pass it..please

by talzytiller23 February 5, 2017