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jess

she is a beautiful sunflower that chases away the darkness. her smile lights up the entire room as she enters. she is the one woman that smites me with overwhelming desire... her scent is intoxicating, and can drive the average man wild!!!
if i could have but one woman for an entire lifetime, please god let it be jess !!5
by Kraven Moreheaad September 3, 2022
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Jesse

by meth maker4206978 March 28, 2022
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Jess Level Stupid

When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.
Person 1: Aren't all Spanish-speaking countries in Spain?
Person 2: That's Jess Level Stupid
by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025
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Jesse

Traditionally known for being a boys’ name but its 2021 and gender nonconformity woohoo!!

Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Guy 1: damn, I just want someone who is fun, caring, beautiful eyes is a plus…. someone who I can hold stupid yet intellectual conversations with, someone who gets along with my people, someone who loves deeply..

Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
by CookieInTheCookieJar November 22, 2021
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Party Jess

Somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop.
Look out - we've got a Party Jess over in the corner.
by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016
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Jess

One who tries to be a baddie but flops miserably
Uhm..no she is a total Jess”
by BadBeebz April 3, 2022
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Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.
John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."
by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024
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