poot-n-scoot

The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!

"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"

by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009

Cut 'n' Paste

Synonym: Plagiarize
To do as a last minute effort before assignments are due. Usually done by dumb people or people that go to "Matto Sports High"

Dude, I worked on my assignment for 3 and a half hours!
Friend: Dude, 4 words, Cut 'n' Paste!
-Totally!

by Psuedonym Man May 21, 2009

lick-n-slick

When you lick a piece of hair that is sticking up and stick it back in its proper place.

Today, I had to lick-n-slick my bangs because they were just sticking up every which way.

by lp100880 March 25, 2010

raise 'n praise

A glowing performance review at work which includes a generous monetary raise.

His marriage went to pot, and he lost contact with all his friends, but at least Jeff's total dedication to a job he hated earned him a raise 'n praise.

by circushead June 23, 2006

dip n' dash

The action of cutting through someone's backyard in order to reach a destination quicker.

We're gonna needa pull a dip n' dash if we wanna make it home before 10

by Leeis May 3, 2018

Ploddin n Troddin

Getting on with life the best one can..

When life is a grind, put on some sweet reggae music and get ploddin n troddin with a big positive smile on your face..

by monkeyhanger October 6, 2012

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by coolwhip223 February 10, 2020