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Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster
'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
I'm
by acidhead420 September 13, 2023
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Rocky Mountain Mudslide

When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.
I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.
by Hasaakii March 17, 2017
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jagged mountain

Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut
by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016
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Mountain Teeth

A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.
While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.
by sinsix February 10, 2010
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hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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Mountain

So, I saw his mountain, I really, really, liked it Jane.
by ItsPigeon July 16, 2016
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Miniature Mountain

Extremely uncommon way to call someone fat.
Person 1. You Miniature Mountain!

Person 2. *Cries*
by ARandomBystander April 8, 2021
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