Mario

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.

whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.

by stovO33 April 2, 2024

Mario Kart

One of the Big Three of racing video games, the other two being Trackmania and FZero.
Very nice game using mario, luigi, and friends and has lots of racing.

Yooooo mario kart is so awesome

by Starryboi April 30, 2024

Marioan Apparition

A Marioan Apparition, a joke on the Christian Marian Apparition, is when you see Nintendo gear, especially Mario stuff, in either a store, not a game store, or in a neighborhood, which loves the Xbox, and the Playstation.

I see a Marioan Apparition, in Hallmark today, since it was selling Toad faces.

by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024

Mario

Mario, a young boy burdened with responsibilities beyond his years, finds himself caught in a challenging cycle. Tasked with helping his struggling family make ends meet working a job to pay his parents' bills. His life takes a darker turn when he becomes addicted to gambling, hoping to win big and ease his family's financial strain. Instead, the addiction drains his earnings and enslaves him further to his work. Mario's story highlights the tragic impact of adult pressures on a child. A guy who is force to pay his parents bills. Mario is the kind of person to gamble hie life savings away

Mario is a little boy

by zxzx Mitzu May 4, 2024

Mario sigma dumpy

A sigma mario taking a fartainius dump or a normal dump.
And by dump i mean taking a shit.

Marcus: Look its mario taking a Mario sigma dumpy

by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024

Mario Fucker

An italian mother fucker, or someone that wants to fuck mario.

Bro, look at Marco over there. He's such a mario fucker.

by anonymous June 6, 2024

mario

a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone

"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."

by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024