Maria

Girl who come's at you with the flipp's.

Maria attacked me.

by Definitator July 11, 2009

MARIAH

A Pretty Brown Female That normally Loves Music..She Sweet,outgoing, and Loves Puppies! She Has The Most amazing Eyes,Lips ANDD BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY. She also would enjoy going dancing, dont Let looks Fool You, Shes A Freak. Bedroom or dancefloor, shes the best either way. Head game is crucial Nd she can brake a man off like nobodys business.But get on her bad side? DONT DARE, Shes a fighter. Mariah is never afraid to speak her mind and will be damned if someone tryed to step to her. Also.dont mess with her bestfriends, she will come for you.

"Who Was The best At The party bro?!"

"That Shawty Mariah,bro"

by Samoalol March 4, 2017

maria

a ugly lanky bitch with big eyes and lips. maria is not loyal and is aggressive and violent she usually tries to act hard when shes not and she goes behind your back to talk shit about you

urghhh ewww its maria

by suckstuff March 8, 2019

Maria

a total bitch who pretends to be your best friend just to dangle her hot boyfriend in front of your face... even though she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate.

Guy 1: Hey dude look its maria
Guy 2: Yeah i heard she's a total bitch
Guy 1: Really
Guy 2: Yeah she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate and is a total bitch to her best mate
Guy 1: Ouch dude
Guy 2: Hey the truth is brutal

by GLEEK02380 August 24, 2011

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005

Maria

The Women On Those Mexican Breast Boosting Pill Commercails. Maria Was Once Not Pretty Due To Her Small Breast Size. She Is Currently Every Guys Fantasy After Taking Pill To Boost Her Breats

Danny: Mira Quien Es Ella?
Ixia: Esa es Maria La Que No Te Gustaba
Danny: Pero Que Se Hiso
Ixia: Se Grando El Busto
Danny: WOW!!!


Danny: Damn Who Is That?
Ixia: Thats Maria The One You Didn't Like
Danny: But What She Do To Herself
Ixia: She Boosted Her Breast
Danny: WOW!!!

by Bilatinoboy March 13, 2009

Maria DLAAG

She is now a proud sister of Sigma lambda Gamma Sorority. She is also one of my bestest friends and we've been friends for now 2 years. She's pretty awesome and I am sure she'll will be glad to be in a dictionary... well, its the urban dictionary... but whatever...hehe. She also carries a bottle of Tapatio in her purse...

"Oh yeah i 'believe' i am handsome"-Joel Garcia

"I totally raped your wall!" ~Joel Garcia~

"Oye maria DLAAG, y El pozole cuando se come?"=Joel
~Los sabados~=Me
"y el menudo"?
~los domingos~
"y los tamales"?
~En Navidad~
"El mole?"
~en una fiesta ~
"y el pavo?"
~en thanksgiving~
"Gosh maria, stop stereotyping food!!"=Joel

"Chile???"=Joel y Lizeth cuando se burlan de mi

" Are you Mexican? How is that going"? Me!
It was hilarious when I said it...

"im actually running for Sexretary ^_^" Maria Aguirre, who seems to be very happy about the 'position'!!

"JOEL im hungry!!!! ^_^" La Maria Aguirre

"Status:Maria is waiting till school starts so she can get her torn but still great DISNEY postcard from JOEL!!!!" thats funny!
hehe

"Tu que te vas a poner manana Maria? - Lizeth Asked
"pues nada"... Ay! maria..

by Alonso December 24, 2008