Magic Carpet Ride

Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.

Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.

by NightHausser December 16, 2009

magic bus

The phenomenom of being drunk and seeing members of the opposite sex as being more attractive than they actually are. Especially used in southern England.

"Woah man, that chick from last night was butt ugly" "Yeah, I think it was a case of magic bus..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

Magic Cookie Factory

When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by thejake551 November 28, 2009

Henry The Magical Lion

A Lion whose name is an acronym of HTML. He doesn't take shit from ANYONE.

"I'ma stab you in tha face"

by Brandon April 14, 2005

magic mailbox

Unexpected monies coming through the mail, just when you need it most. Via parents,grandma, etc...

Any IRS refund arriving early. This is due too the Magic Mailbox (Effect)...

College Student: My Parents sent me Hundred Bucks for no reason...

Roomate: Horay For the Magic Mailbox ! We have beer moneyfor the weekend...

Husband: Honey the IRS refund check came early...

Wife: Thank You Magic Mailbox... We can use the extra money for the dinner party this weekend.

by v83image August 23, 2009

Magical Wood Fairy

The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.

I've been struck by Cupid- wait, make that the Magical Wood Fairy.

by Sid Barrett March 21, 2008

puff the magic dragon

A song from the 70's based on an older folk song about opium. It was said that when you smoked opium, you'd enter a world of dragons and demons. Conversely when you drunk absinthe you would travel to a land of happiness and green fairies.

Also the origin of chasing the dragon, a modern phrase one uses while smoking a line of heroin on a tin foil fold, as they burn the length, one would enhale through a straw, along the line, thereby chasing the smoke.

Hey Matt, do you know what puff the magic dragon song was about

No Dan, What is it about?

Opium smoking.

I gotta chase the magic dragon man!

by snakeydan February 18, 2013