ow morning

when you are woken up to the pain of one of the most painful charlie horses around.

I had an ow morning that woke me up at 5:00 in the morning.

by matt3 January 14, 2006

indigo morning

When you eat a elephant sized ton of blueberries, and take a laxative before you go to sleep, When you wake up, to find that you have shit yourself, you will also find purple stains all over your bed sheet, which never seem to completely go away, no matter how many times you wash them.
Also, a delicious cereal by Kashi.

Yo, man. I ate too many blueberries last night. I had a massive indigo morning today.

Hey mom, can you pass the indigo morning? Love you.

by StevoBrown October 14, 2013

good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018

morbin

A wierd name. This person will probably make your ears bleed due to how loud they are.

Jesus Christ that guy just did a Morbin

by UNICORN_SPARKLOOS November 2, 2019

Strawberry morning

When you make up, not hungover cause you’re not a pussy, but with a way to fat girl. However, when you’re about to leave you spot a strawberry up her coochie.

«damn, last night, i woke up to astrawberry morning. tho i couls barely see it»

by Mrs.MC August 4, 2020

Morning Dew

When you go pee at night and leave pee on the toilet seat for someone to sit on

Today I woke up to Morning dew.

by Butterscotch Nick September 13, 2019

Morninghood

This is very similar to phenomenon of Morningglory (sometimes also called Morning Wood or BEMHO- Basic Early Morning Hard On), however this term has been coined for the opposite sex: females. It is basically the erect clitoris after just waking up. For a male, this is a very hard thing to actually experience. You may have to even camp out the night before with a video camera pointed directly at the subject in order to witness this happening. But for a female...they usually know what this is describing.

I was hoping that she wouldn't see my Morningwood this morning but then I wasn't worried as much when I actually witnessed her Morninghood.

by MorningHoodMaster August 15, 2010