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money anxiety

Mostly for the ones who usually do not pay for things themselves but have someone else. Simply for the fact that money spending and getting change gives them anxiety. Or it could be something like thinking you do not have enough money to pay for something.
Example: “Can you come into the store with me because I have money anxiety”
by Jasmine Pineapple January 12, 2021
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The Big Money

They own everything, they own your dog, they own your house, they own car, they own you. Your entire existence is solely because of them. You are simply a product of their desire to make profitable sales. Only few have met The Big Money.
"Who is The Big Money?"
"I dont know. But they know you".
by anonymous February 8, 2021
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Money Gabe

Money Gabe, why did you hit it into the lake...

Money Gabe, you are dog at math.
Money Gabe is trash at Madden.
by Money Gabe 🥶 February 10, 2021
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pocket money

something that we used to use carelessly as kids
my mom gave me my monthly pocket money
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Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant
A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
by Platypus X May 6, 2021
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V Money

She is the best. A G Town super star. all hail V money. they all smoke that v money pack on the high key. they all love love that v money gal
example- v money lowkey the best

example- yo you hear v money’s new diss track
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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