National fuck your math teacher day

November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.

Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?

Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!

by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020

Math

Your Phone Number..
In the example below..lol,I tried to make it as Interesting as Possible..But I failed..I aint a Comedian Bitch!!haha

"Aye Yo girl,can I get yo Math shawty?"

"Sure..1-800-TOO HOT FOR YOU Biatch"

"Its like that Now?"

"Yeah,I dont like you anyway,so why you askin' for My number dude?"

by Vymizzle December 31, 2008

matas

Another word for describing urethritis, probably because the original hebrew word "mts" was used to describe a sexually crippled person.

Idiot1: OMG, you got the matas !
Idiot2: I hate matas ! Matas is so annoying !

by Yopash July 3, 2008

Delta Math

Fiendish math questions posed by mean or sadistic math teachers that leverage on the deadlier delta to further terrify an oft-semi-innumerate lay public, who are often more fearful about discriminants and differentials than variants and vaccines.

Guesstimate what percentage of math anxious folks globally are more scared of delta math than the delta variant itself.

by MathPlus October 12, 2021

Stoners Math

A simple way to do math. Where you add a number to a number and get the sum of the number as the final number.

stoners math is 5+5=55

by Caitlin Stone December 20, 2008

mathai

A weird guy, but sometimes chill. Needs friends and should stop planning to murder people.

Wow that kid is really weird.
He must be Mathai

by MissMikado January 3, 2017

math rock/metal

A type of Progressive rock or metal. The "math" part of the name comes from the intricate polyrhythms and time signatures. Bands include: Messhugah, Opeth, Tool

"Holy crap, this band Messhugah is the epitome of math metal! Almost every one of their songs is in 23/16 meter."

by Devin April 3, 2004