log is the bae

Logan

Just the best log is the bae ever to live

by loggyboi February 10, 2018

log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!

Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.

by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021

pocono log flume

A sexual fetish originated in the Pocono Mountains Pennsylvania where you take a piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after. (Same fashion as log down a river i.e. Log Flume)

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Dude after I took your mom to the Golden Corral she begged me for that Pocono Log Flume.

by N.anno September 20, 2016

soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz April 26, 2016

duck butt log munchers

Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.

Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?

by Gary35Martinel April 22, 2018

Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022