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message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007
mugGet the message jumpedmug.

Double Jump

Double Jumping is repeating the same action/perception in certain situations, twice in a row.
Don't Double Jump, Your Lips Taste Like Bubblegum.
by anonymous November 16, 2023
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Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.
Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman September 18, 2020
mugGet the Covid jumpingmug.

Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.
Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"
by bigc88 March 28, 2025
mugGet the Jumping nut-to-nutmug.

Jump on

people who dont know what jump on someone means
Kevin: Yo jump on kylie
Bruce: Sure
*Bruce walking to kylie*
Jumps on kylie without hurting her
by rolexdude8756 May 31, 2023
mugGet the Jump onmug.

Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
mugGet the Base-Jumpmug.

Trump Jump

To leave America before Trump inevitably retakes the oval office. To get out now!
Because they had dual citizenship, they did a Trump Jump to Canada the day after the Iowa caucus.
by Youshouldhavethatlookedat January 26, 2024
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