Corbin Johnson.

A Hot mf he’s practically the human tripod

oh wow i could really go for a corbin johnson. to fill my thirst

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

sarah johnson

Sarah johnson looks like some ugly ass version of dobby. don't give her a sock tho.. ugly ahhhhhs

sarah johnson.. yeah..

by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020

Johnson Jingle

After busting a large load, your dick starts to do the Johnson Jingle, Dancing and harmonizing with the moans of that pussy.

Man I busted a fat load in her vagina, I could hear my dick doing the Johnson Jingle

by Supa Johnson March 28, 2025

Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.

Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022

Johnson

Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.

Damn is that Johnson, he’s dope and hot.

by BBCSins November 24, 2021

unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie

Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.

by Utility leader March 4, 2019

johnson coldhand

shower beer in one hand, Johnson in the other!

That was the longest Johnson coldhand ever man!!!!

by LiLRoNNiE July 24, 2017