italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.

"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris

by ItalianSpinoneGifts April 1, 2016

Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025

the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.

Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.

by Steadlur February 9, 2023

Italian Style

When you get screwed over so badly it causes a massive inconvenience to your plans. Often happens in situations where you are taken advantage of in a greasy way, one where no prepareration could have been made to prevent this.

Friend 1: "I can't hang out this weekend, my boss told me to come in on Saturday AND to pay him back from the client lunch from last week."

Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."

by Stophe Mane September 8, 2022

Italian bellyflop

When you tie a persons legs to a heavy object (rock or cement block) then push them off a bridge and they hit the water painfully hard.

That asshole got what he deserved. You should have seen that Italian bellyflop as he hit the water!

by Tagliatelle May 29, 2016

italian stuffed taco

When a male enters his scrotum into the females anal cavity, and then proceeds to ejaculate on her back

Ok kids I’m going to perform and Italian Stuffed Taco.

by Jiggersarebad December 27, 2017

Italian Brun Special

When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one

Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special

by Johny763 April 5, 2024