A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.
Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019
Get the kid zonedmug. A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".
Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013
Get the The Foosball Kidmug. by casshmerre May 23, 2018
Get the catch a kidmug. A faire kid is a kid who grew up in a renaissance faire community, spells fair like faire, probably wants to be an actor, and probably gets bullied.
by stiiiiiitch May 30, 2021
Get the Faire kidmug. A kid that went to the school of science and technology in beaverton, oregon. These kids typically have edgelord humor and have an unhealthy obsession with memes. They wear the same jacket/sst hoodie every day despite being more privileged than most of their peers. These kids put minimum effort into their work yet ace all their classes. Some sst kids may have at some point in their hs years owned a wheely backpack. They all sound like a white dad.
Person 1: I went on a date with this guy but... idk bro he had sst kid vibes
Person 2: broo what eww... was he into like memes and all that?
Person 1: ya man he sounded like a white dad.
Person 2: broo what eww... was he into like memes and all that?
Person 1: ya man he sounded like a white dad.
by analog bunny November 16, 2019
Get the Sst kidmug. Kid Quill is an American Hip Hop artist from Shelbyville, Indiana. Woah is freaking amazing and deserves more attention so if you are reading this check him out
by brooke_is_exta March 22, 2017
Get the kid quillmug. MMS kids, or maplewood middle school kids, claim they are better than soms kids. however, in actuality, mms kids are uneducated, loud, overreactive, dramatic, basic, retarded dalits who deserve the electric chair. they've never heard of showers, so you better be careful stepping into their school. the stench may kill you. they have terrible senses of humor and taint everything they touch, like indian dalits. DO NOT INTERACT.
"mms kids smell like 18th century england"
"fuck, now i have to bathe in boiling water, an mms kid just brushed my shoulder while passing"
"wtf mms kid, shut the fuck up! you're so not funny"
"you're so damn loud! what're you, an mms kid?"
"soms kids > mms kids"
"fuck, now i have to bathe in boiling water, an mms kid just brushed my shoulder while passing"
"wtf mms kid, shut the fuck up! you're so not funny"
"you're so damn loud! what're you, an mms kid?"
"soms kids > mms kids"
by large brain society June 19, 2019
Get the mms kidsmug.