by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024
by themanTM September 21, 2023
If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
by Sumonethatisnice May 30, 2022
Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.
by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 01, 2022
When you take a Brad Pitt which leave skid marks and you place a single sheet of toilet paper on on the water to conceal the skiddies
I just took a massive shit and left the handbrake up. Had to frost the glass so the miso wouldn’t crack the shits.
by Jaymur September 08, 2021
Glass family, fictional family composed of precocious and unhappy adolescents and troubled adults whose lives and philosophies dominated the short stories of J.D. Salinger. The short fiction about the Glass family was originally published in The New Yorker magazine from the late 1940s to the early 1960s and was collected in Nine Stories (1953), Franny and Zooey (1961), and Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction (published together in 1963). The most prominent members of the family are Bessie Glass and her children Seymour, Buddy, Zooey (born Zachary), and Franny.
by daffib March 19, 2021
This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
by mytts69 August 10, 2010