horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

Peter horny

the term of being as excited or “horny” as the character Your Boyfriend from the game YBF when in contact with anything or the player, referred to as Y/N.

i didn’t know i managed to make you peter horny

by s0urcrow September 4, 2021

horny

you fucking sick bastard go touch grass you degenerate fuck and why the fuck are you searching this don't you have a life.

you fucking bastard you're expecting be to give you horny shit huh!

by yourfuckingtherapistyouhornyba April 24, 2024

horny hygeine

When you get horny when hygeinic tasks are done e.g having a shower

Did you see George the other day, he got a boner when he was washing his hands he has horny hygeine

by KPG123 April 8, 2016

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

Horny

I'm horny

I'm not horny

by anonymous February 5, 2022

horny

Literally everyone on this site. Please go on another definition, thanks. :)

Why are there these types of stories on "horny"?

by ghoul hehe ☆ December 15, 2021