post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook

Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”

by My name was token so idk January 1, 2021

medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021

Hook

A real street nigga from sunland park who don’t gaf bout nun and will shoot you in yo face

That boy hook dangerous

by Sunland February 10, 2021

sack hook

When you hook your fingers in your/someones ball sack and dont let go.

"Man Johnny just sack hooked me in the locker room" ... "damn man lets go get him back in the showers"

by capmel March 4, 2021

Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.

Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”

by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021

The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.

Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps

by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021