fart wrenching

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.

Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.

by thaiboydigital June 3, 2021

Boot Fart

When you take off your boots and it releases an odor similar to if someone farted into a fresh bag of hot popcorn.

As I entered the room I tripped over a pair of boots and was overwhelmed with the stench of a boot fart.

by Turbo_Ty August 9, 2018

Word fart

When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again

Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"

Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"

by mandem got mad tings June 12, 2017

stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir March 10, 2016

Fart dominance

A relationship state in which one person is dominating the other person by being able to openly fart whenever, wherever, as loud and as smelly as they want to, while the other person is absolutely not allowed to fart at all.

Look at Brian farting away shamelessly in front of his new girlfriend, he has established tremendous fart dominance!

by Captain Lumpi January 5, 2022