fart chicken 

My asshole business partner when I don't want to call him an asshole.
Icelandic term of derogation.

"Hey, has that fart chicken gotten into the office yet?"
"What doesn't that fart chicken fuck up?"

fart chicken by Sturgeons Rest April 18, 2015

Fart Milking 

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!

Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.

Fart Milking by JyahC February 9, 2019

Fart boy 

It is a school boy that always has to fart in that one class that no one likes and gets kicked out of class

Did you see the fart boy in class today?

Fart boy by Grehdjvjrirggfrhvxfg February 4, 2020

Fart rape 

Sneaking in a silent and pungent fart, not warning the intended victim. Different than an SBD (silent but deadly) based on torturous intent.

My girl friend totally fart raped me while we were hiking. When I started gagging she just laughed.

Fart rape by C H Luke November 13, 2011

Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

Fart Handler by bruno6 July 10, 2009

fart crumb 

This is a form of skid mark that appears in your underwear after having a tremendous amount of gas. It can happen all at once or accumulate over several farting episodes.

I need to wash all these fart crumbs out of my underwear.

fart crumb by eggjones1 August 23, 2009

Fart alarm 

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

Fart alarm by Pelt hater January 11, 2012