Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir March 10, 2016

Fart dominance

A relationship state in which one person is dominating the other person by being able to openly fart whenever, wherever, as loud and as smelly as they want to, while the other person is absolutely not allowed to fart at all.

Look at Brian farting away shamelessly in front of his new girlfriend, he has established tremendous fart dominance!

by Captain Lumpi January 5, 2022

fart cancelling

Like noise cancelling, fart cancelling can be performed by cancelling a fart with another fart at the right time. Failing to do so can increase the power of the first fart.

"Yow, who let out this huge fart?"
"Don't worry. I have fart cancelling integrated in my body"

by William shitespeare October 4, 2023

bussy fart

someone who farts with their bussy (aka boy pussy)

GUYS OMG I JUST DID A LITTLE BUSSY FART XD

by big poopy guy aka big guy dick June 24, 2021

Trojan Fart

Disguising of one's glorious flatulence by releasing a'SBD' (silent but deadly) after another releases gas and openly admits to the act - in this event the first to fart will unknowingly smell, and enjoy (believing it was their sent), your fart and possibly even be egotistically proud of the vigor of the second party's flatulence.

Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.

2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.

Wife: "Tee-Hee, I just did a poo smell..."
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."

Trojan fart.

by King Vern November 22, 2014