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Crack Falls

by Doc_archangel July 9, 2023
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alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
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catch-falls

* land safely
* catch in the net
* spill into the tray
* dump into the pan
* safely dispose of
* no mess made
* clean catch
* convenient drop
* accidental success
catch-falls (kach-faalz) n. pl. may conjugate fall as verb
1. The act of something conveniently falling into a tray, pan, net, or assembly; as opposed to the floor.
2. A tray or pan, net, or assembly that is used to catch something that falls.
* So I was eating some cheese by the sink with a knife. As I was taking a bite and about to enjoy this delicious snack, a small piece of cheese fell and bounced on the counter, but landed on the plate left on the floor for my dog

* The painter accidentally dropped his paintbrush, but it catch-fell into the tray.

* The mechanic put a catch-fall under the car to catch any oil that might drip.
by instancer.kirik September 9, 2023
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Logan falls

Logan falls who mostly goes by falls isn’t a real person people start hallucinating and when that happens it’s normally too late if someone starts talking to or about stay away from that said person most people say when talking about him they something like how he asked “to go night fishing” or “go dove hunting
Logan falls asked if he wanted to go night fishing

Logan ain’t real dude
by Norannosaurus September 28, 2023
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Dammi Falastini

Meaning 'My Blood is Palestinian'
A popular song claiming the pride of Falastine, aka Palestine.

Performed by Mohammed Assaf. The song has been a major symbol of Palestinian resilience.

So much so that the Israeli youth have copied it and trying to make it there's but Dammi Falastini.
Keeping my oath, following my religion
You will find me on my land
I belong to my people, I sacrifice my soul for them
My blood is Palestinian, Palestinian, Palestinian
My blood is Palestinian
Dammi Falastini
by AbuHuraira November 23, 2023
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morbid facts

A fact video on TikTok or YouTube Shorts by user con_spiracy about “morbid facts” or facts about things that are unsettling or gross.
Morbid facts, part 241.

According to sources, around 150 people die each year from sticking a fork in a toaster.
by nycrailfanproductions November 27, 2023
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Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.
Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.
by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023
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